Bruce Banner...How do I even begin to explain Bruce Banner?
Bruce Banner is flawless.
He has two Rolex watches and a silver Lexus.
I hear his shorts are insured for $10,000.
I hear he does malaria commercials...in India.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met Pepper Potts on a plane.
And she told him he was handsome.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
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