The other amateur sleuth blog

Well this is my blog. There's no exact theme, I just post what I like. Enjoy ^-^

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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(via justbelievinginmagic)

(Source: supagirl, via unfollovving)

ellen-and-portia:

"The only thing we ever argue about is who loves who more."

(via unfollovving)

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via unfollovving)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via guy)

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

(Source: femburton, via ugly)

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mccoyswife, via england-and-amurica)

neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

(via phobias)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via stop)

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

(via so-glam-i-snort-glitter)