when your hairdresser keeps trying to start a conversation with you
I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
No you don’t understand these are the BEST pictures ever taken!!
THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle